My wife made this painting of me.

I honestly don't know why you would buy this, but I love it.

It’s weird, it’s crude, and it somehow feels more like me than a serious portrait ever could.

So naturally, I put it on a shirt.

Made by my wife.

Worn by me.

That’s pretty much it. ❤️

These kiss-cut vinyl decals bring bold, playful personality to whatever they adorn. Printed on durable white vinyl with a choice of satin, glossy, holographic, or transparent finish, the design stays bright and resilient outdoors — resistant to water, scratches and UV fading for up to three years. Each sticker is precision kiss-cut with a 1/8" (3.2 mm) white border, available in four sizes, and uses a removable adhesive that peels off cleanly. The artwork’s clean lines and vibrant colors make it an eye-catching accent on laptops, water bottles, windows, notebooks, and more. Small details closer than 0.3" may merge during cutting, and very light colors can show a subtle grain from the printing process. Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts; backing paper includes a small barcode.

Product features

- Multiple finish options: satin, glossy, holographic, or transparent.

- Durable: water-, scratch-, and UV-resistant for up to 3 years outdoors.

- Removable adhesive that leaves no residue; multiple stickers may share a backing sheet.

- Precision kiss-cut with 1/8" (3.2 mm) white border; available in four sizes.

- Vibrant color printing; note: tiny details under 0.3" may merge and light colors can show grain.

Care instructions

- Clean with water and rag. Can be used indoors as well as outdoors with 3 year durability. Apply to any hard smooth surface.